Once upon a time, there was a boy named Derek. He had spent the morning riding his bike, and he was very hungry. He had two dollars with him, so he decided to go to a fish and chips shop and buy some fish and chips. But by the time he got there, the shop was closed! By then Derek was so hungry, he felt that he couldn't walk to the next shop. Just then, he saw a small shop and thought, "oh well, its better than nothing." So he went into the shop and asked the lady who owned the shop if she had any sausage rolls. She said, Its Friday, so most of the things are gone. I have two rolls, but they are moldy and old. But I could scrape the mold of and pop them in the microwave and they wont taste so bad. And Derek thought, "I am so hungry I'll just get the old rolls". So he ate them and said, that was delishes! Do you have any cookies? The lady said, I have one cookie. so she gave it to Derek. and he was about to eat it when he saw some black tubes coming out of t...